Pocket Commissar – Warhammer 40K Inspired Miniature Charm

Pocket Commissar – Warhammer 40K Inspired Miniature Charm

Feeling demoralized? Tempted by heresy? Thinking of skipping morning drill reports?
Fear not — the Pocket Commissar is here!

This miniature Warhammer 40K-inspired Commissar charm distills the iron discipline of the Imperium into a pocket-sized icon. Complete with grim expression, peaked cap, greatcoat, and sidearm at the ready — he’s your personal morale enforcer, whether you’re marching into battle or facing the horrors of daily paperwork.

Features:

• Highly Detailed Design: Includes classic elements like the commissar's coat, power sword, laspistol, medals, and an ever-present glare.

• Portable Motivation: Clip it to your keys, bag, lanyard, or desk — anywhere discipline must be enforced.

• Grimdark with Humor: Equal parts serious and absurd — a true Warhammer fan’s talisman.

• Multiple Variants: Available in “stern pose,” “gun raised,” or “inspection-ready” versions (if applicable).

“Obedience is not a virtue — it is survival.” Carry your own miniature enforcer.