Omnissiah Slap Coin – Warhammer 40K Tech-Priest Inspired

“Blessings of the Omnissiah… SLAP!”

The Omnissiah Slap Coin is a tongue-in-cheek homage to the Adeptus Mechanicus, blending grimdark reverence with fan humor. On one side, it bears the sacred Cog Mechanicum skull-and-gear insignia, representing the divine machine spirit; on the other, humorous inscriptions like “Purge the Glitch” or “Heretek Detected” — ideal for waking up a rogue servitor... or a dozing friend.

Inspired by the Warhammer meme culture of “slapping sense into malfunctioning units,” this hefty metal coin serves as both a fun collectible and a mechanical priest’s disciplinary tool. Spin it, flip it, slap it — invoke the Machine God's will with flair.

Features:

• Double-sided coin with sacred Mechanicus crest and meme phrase

• Solid, weighty design suitable for fidgeting, roleplay, or display

• Perfect gift for tech-priests, cogboys, or Warhammer fans

• Also ideal as a desk trinket, cosplay prop, or collector’s relic

• Optional purity scroll insert included for extra lore flavor

“Sometimes, you reboot a system with a prayer. Sometimes, with a coin.”